Moments from my stop in Iowa City, Iowa.

Some rules are destined to be ignored.

Or is it???

Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they break on you?

Wait…what kind of skating?

Do you need a receipt?

I did a few of my manual lines. I did a 360 flip. I did one nose manual.

Please consider the following thought experiment which I devised during a recent breakfast.