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Bacon is not a utensil

13 December 2011 2 Comments

When I need an ultra-hearty breakfast I usually go to Walker Bros. One very special morning I was seated at a table that had a peculiar place setting:

Behold! Napkin-wrapped bacon!

I was really hoping that this was their way of serving complementary slices of bacon that day. Alas my server informed me that it was not.


  • Aeshir said:

    But DID YOU EAT IT? I’m not entirely clear on the circumstances of this bacon’s occupancy of the napkin, but I’d be willing to put a lot of suspension on my own disbelief to have a free piece of bacon.

  • Dr. Tae (author) said:

    No. Didn’t eat it.